crau2 pcs: bradley

[unbested]

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[battling]

What's D-N-A?

[unbested]

Oh. Um, it's like, if you bleed on something or lose a hair or whatever, scientists can look at those traces and say if they're yours or not! It's very accurate.

[battling]

I've never heard of this stuff.

[unbested]

I mean, you guys can probably just do stuff like that with magic, right?

[battling]

North doesn't have laws, why would we bother?

[unbested]

What?? Why don't you have laws?

[battling]

Nobody's gonna bother enforcin' 'em.

[unbested]

So get people who will enforce them!! You can't just have a lawless not-society!

[battling]

Nah. Got nothin' to do with me.

week 0 friday

[unbested]

[ he's just looking over at the gift shop. it's not really clear if he's thinking or just out of it.

maybe both. it's usually both. ]

[battling]

Somethin' catch your eye?

[unbested]

[ jumps!! ]

Oh! Um, well, less my eye than my... foot...

[battling]

[Immediately laughs at the jump.]

Yer foot? Somebody set up a trap?

[unbested]

I don't... think... so? But, um, the floor was kind of sticky in there? I couldn't see anything, though.

[battling]

It'll clear up by tomorrow, for whoever investigates it.

week 1 tuesday

[unbested]

7. You open the door and find yourself inside ... well, no. You find yourselves outside, in a thicket of trees. There is a faint buzzing noise in the air, but it's hard to tell where precisely it's coming from. As you walk along, the buzzing gets louder. Suddenly, there are bees! You can try to outrun them, or kill them, or just submit to being stung. If you successfully lose the bees or destroy them all, you will find yourself out in the hallway, winded. If you get stung, you will find yourself out in the hallway with a handful of bee stings (much less than you actually got), which is probably painful. Either way, only four minutes have passed.

[ Stepping through this door into the trees... ]

Huh? Did the camp just get moved to this door or something?

[battling]

[Oh he knows that buzzing noise and he's immediately looking for a way out.]

Don't hear the buzzin'?

[unbested]

W-well, yeah, but it's probably just some bees, right?

[ which he's still... kind of scared of... but everyone was really adamant about them not being bad back in beef eden!! ]

[battling]

The last time I saw bees here they stung us 'til we passed out.

[They are Getting Outta Here.]

[unbested]

Wait, what?! Everyone told me I should stop being scared of them because they wouldn't do that if I wasn't threatening them!!

[battling]

These fuckin' doors suck.

[Normal bees are fine! These bees? Bad!!]

Get ready to run.

[unbested]

[ The doors do suck... ]

O-okay. Um, to where, though?

[ Is there a building anywhere that they can run into and slam the door on the bees like in Animal Crossing... ]

[battling]

[This just looks like forest all over the place. ]

Just get ready to run away from 'em, whichever way they come from.

[unbested]

[ sigh! ]

I feel like this isn't a great plan, but I guess I don't have a better one...

[ so OKAY... squinting into the distance and listening to try to figure out which direction is bee hell... ]

[battling]

[He's just picking a direction and walking, buddy.]