courtrooms pcs: raihan

[unbested]

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[unbested]

He drank my blood!!!! And then said it was just average!!

[ it is unclear which part of this is the worse offense ]

[bzzzrt]

Acting hot and cold is pretty old trick, y'know. It's a tactic people use when they want someone to obsess over their actions.

[ Points at him. ]

Looks like it's working.

[unbested]

No!! It's not like that, stop making fun of me!

[ it is... slightly like that, actually, but he's not going to acknowledge it because it's embarrassing and he's still upset. ]

I thought I was going to die, and no one did anything about it!

[bzzzrt]

That's pretty terrifying, mate. Sucks you went through that.

[ nods ]

D'you complain to the aliens?

[unbested]

Yeah, it does.

[ quite literally sucked!!!!!! ]

Well, I told them I wanted to press charges, but they said it would take 20,000 years or something.

[bzzzrt]

Maybe you should just bite him back.

[unbested]

My teeth aren't that sharp... and he'd probably just kill me...

[bzzzrt]

You think someone would do that? Kill over a little bite?

[unbested]

Yes?? He almost did it already when I hadn't even done anything to him!

[ plus, like, he kind of wants to put crowley on death row over a bite, so!! ]

[bzzzrt]

It was probably a bad joke.

[ pats his shoulder ]

[unbested]

I don't think so, but if it was, it was REALLY bad! A joke shouldn't make you pass out from blood loss!!

[ huffs....... ]

[bzzzrt]

... I still think you should give him a little bite back.

[unbested]

I'll... keep that in mind...