Yeah, the Prosecutorial Investigation Committee! They don't do criminal trials or anything, but it's where prosecutors who cause problems go to get judged and have their badges taken away, so. It's a little similar!
Yeah, kind of. The sinners didn't, but we usually all sat in the same area. [she wanders over to the table at the front, and taps the places where people used to sit.]
Despair, me, Greed, Sloth. And then on the other side um, Pride, Lust, Gluttony and Envy.
In a sense! The rooms on each floor reflected stuff we uh, we liked or experienced.
Mine has a beach, a big closet, and a casino. Miles had a dog park, an airport terminal, and a library. The UWU shoved other stuff on his floor too, but those were what belonged to him.
Whaaaat? He doesn't seem like an animal guy at all! I mean— we were in this prison full of animals, including this dog that was sort of an accessory to murder, and he didn't seem like he was interested in them then!
[ tbf they were therapy animals for prisoners, which... was still ridiculous the way it was done but less ridiculous than if the animals WERE the prisoners?? ]
Yeah, I guess yours had that whole "dark age of the law" thing or whatever... Do you know how old he was?
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It ain't bad. [a beat.] The what room? Is that lawyer thing?
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[she frowns a bit, but it's fine.]
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... Me too, I guess.
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[y'know, normal stuff]
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[ he doesn't understand, but when does he. ]
Did you all have assigned seats?
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Yeah, kind of. The sinners didn't, but we usually all sat in the same area. [she wanders over to the table at the front, and taps the places where people used to sit.]
Despair, me, Greed, Sloth. And then on the other side um, Pride, Lust, Gluttony and Envy.
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[ look you saw his dad, that man did not drill lessons about deadly sins into him. he knows one kind of sloth and it has three toes. ]
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It's a sin. Not the animal.
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[ okay, he'll accept that, though he isn't sure what the sin actually entails. the sin of being a sloth... ]
Did they name it after the animal, or did they name the animal after it?
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...Okay! Where next?
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Hmmm. Do you want to see Edgeworth's floor? There's a couple rooms there.
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Did you all have whole floors to yourselves?
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Mine has a beach, a big closet, and a casino. Miles had a dog park, an airport terminal, and a library. The UWU shoved other stuff on his floor too, but those were what belonged to him.
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[ just bending reality and having him learn this in two monday threads and be surprised both times ig lmao ]
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He likes dogs? I guess! Why a casino for me, right? Sometimes it's just the vibe.
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Maybe the one I know is a little more mature than the one you know. Or maybe less. They could be different.
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Yeah, I guess yours had that whole "dark age of the law" thing or whatever... Do you know how old he was?
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Twenty... eight? Ish? Or so?
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