[ lmao i'm doing two monday camp threads at once and idk wtf the relative timing is on these so i'm just going to go out on a limb and say he didn't leave the craft station the first time he got thrown out here and therefore didn't know what the rest of the place was so this is all new!!! ]
Oh! Is that what this is?
[ just gonna go running to the edge of the woods for a better look and hopefully not crash into a bear or anything ]
[ it's fine, the bears are just watching from the shadows... for now... maybe they won't even be interested since he apparently just tastes average and is still mad about it!! ]
There's cabins over there, and... oh, there's a lake over that way! I wonder if it has a monster. Or like, a fake monster that people tell stories about and take blurry pictures of but it's actually a balloon.
It's this giant monster where I'm from! Um, not a real one, but like, in movies. They're filming one right now near the building where my pops works! I think maybe it's a remake of an old movie or something? I don't know. My assistant Justine's apparently a big fan though, she's got the Moozilla theme as her ringtone and everything.
[ i guess so??? to bring this full circle the movie being filmed is specifically about moozilla fighting their local loch ness monster ripoff gourdy ]
Yeah! I mean, she's a judge, actually, but she comes along and assists me when I go to oversee crime scene investigations for the cases I'm assigned to. She's pretty good!
Oh!! No, she's not there to be a judge, it's because she's also a member of the Prosecutorial Investigation Committee! I mean, the criminals we catch are always totally guilty, but they're still tried in court afterward.
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What're ya waitin' for?
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[ and then he's just. expelled into the camp dimension when the door swings around i guess. ]
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This the camp people were talkin' about?
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Oh! Is that what this is?
[ just gonna go running to the edge of the woods for a better look and hopefully not crash into a bear or anything ]
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[ Idly watches him and expects the bear to eat Sebastian. ]
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There's cabins over there, and... oh, there's a lake over that way! I wonder if it has a monster. Or like, a fake monster that people tell stories about and take blurry pictures of but it's actually a balloon.
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[ why does the wizard planet have chickens... ]
Wait, you want the local celebrity monster to be a big chicken just so you can eat it?
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Anyway, he's a cow monster!
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You have an assistant? [How? You're a baby?]
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Yeah! I mean, she's a judge, actually, but she comes along and assists me when I go to oversee crime scene investigations for the cases I'm assigned to. She's pretty good!
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[Some people just get shoved in jail.]
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[ it's fine, she's not there to give verdicts, just to counteract his dumbassery ]
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Well, both of the ones I've caught so far ended up confessing! Plus we had DNA evidence in the second one, so.
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