It's this giant monster where I'm from! Um, not a real one, but like, in movies. They're filming one right now near the building where my pops works! I think maybe it's a remake of an old movie or something? I don't know. My assistant Justine's apparently a big fan though, she's got the Moozilla theme as her ringtone and everything.
[ i guess so??? to bring this full circle the movie being filmed is specifically about moozilla fighting their local loch ness monster ripoff gourdy ]
Yeah! I mean, she's a judge, actually, but she comes along and assists me when I go to oversee crime scene investigations for the cases I'm assigned to. She's pretty good!
Oh!! No, she's not there to be a judge, it's because she's also a member of the Prosecutorial Investigation Committee! I mean, the criminals we catch are always totally guilty, but they're still tried in court afterward.
Oh. Um, it's like, if you bleed on something or lose a hair or whatever, scientists can look at those traces and say if they're yours or not! It's very accurate.
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[ why does the wizard planet have chickens... ]
Wait, you want the local celebrity monster to be a big chicken just so you can eat it?
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Anyway, he's a cow monster!
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You have an assistant? [How? You're a baby?]
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Yeah! I mean, she's a judge, actually, but she comes along and assists me when I go to oversee crime scene investigations for the cases I'm assigned to. She's pretty good!
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[Some people just get shoved in jail.]
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[ it's fine, she's not there to give verdicts, just to counteract his dumbassery ]
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Well, both of the ones I've caught so far ended up confessing! Plus we had DNA evidence in the second one, so.
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