unbested: (hey look milk duds! they never go bad)
THE BEST PROSECUTOR ([personal profile] unbested) wrote 2022-07-19 02:45 pm (UTC)

[ god i just flashed back to the casino event in tales of the rays where they played texas hold 'em and we were like "when did they exoflect texas" ]

Money? We're playin' for bones, son.

[ The dealer turns and points his snout toward a pile of bones on the floor in the corner as Frank nudges a chip to the center of the table with his paw. The dog to his left calls, then the collie raises, each pushing in their own chips. ]

Oh... uh, well, we don't have any bones ei— I mean, we have bones, but we're, uh, using them...

[ Meanwhile, the dog next to Estelle puts a paw on her shoulder. ]

Not to worry. We call it stud 'cause even a fancy stud dog can pick it up.

[ There's barking laughter from the other dogs at this. ]

Um... do we need to... go find bones somewhere, or...

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