courtrooms pcs: valvatorez

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[omegathree]

What did your father burn, exactly?

[unbested]

Um... papers and junk he doesn't need anymore, mostly, but also wood and leaves! Well, and cigarettes. And, uh, his beard sometimes, but that one isn't on purpose and he always puts it out fast.

[omegathree]

I see. It seems you haven't cooked before.

[unbested]

I have!! Just, in a normal kitchen, with the instructions on the box.

[omegathree]

On the box?

[unbested]

Yeah! Like when you buy pancake mix, it tells you how much milk to add and how to know when they're ready to flip over and stuff.

[omegathree]

Pancake... mix? You don't just buy them directly from the store?

[unbested]

Well, they do have frozen ones that you just heat up in the microwave, but they aren't really as good.