unbested | courtrooms pcs: valvatorez

[ Sebastian has had a Bad Weekend, as evidenced by the bandage he still has on his neck, but with more places open for exploration on Monday, he eventually pulls himself together enough to do some investigating, just like he'd said he was going to.

When he encounters Valvatorez a little later in the day, he holds out a piece of paper with a flourish. ]

My report, as promised!

Preliminary Report

Upon our arrival here, everything was huge because our hosts* are really tall and apparently didn't know what size normal people were. [ the writing switches to a visibly different pen at this point, so it's pretty clear that that was originally the entire report before he wrote in everything else today after looking aound. ] I don't know how they were able to shrink down buildings and stuff but I guess they did because things look mostly normal now.

The buildings are nice, and include an orchestra hall for concerts and a courtroom (that I'm pretty sure they put here for me so I can ~~practice~~ hone my prosecution skills!), plus a library and a church (for the confession thing) etc.

The inn has a junky TV and some videotapes, which seems funny since everything else looks old and fancy. Speaking of the inn, the 2nd floor is the best floor because it's red and my room is there! Even though the paintings are really creepy.

There's a pretty park with gold grass (not painted!) and a glittery white tree and some kind of weird animal statues. It looks like it should be in a movie, or maybe a holiday display at a shopping mall.

Investigation ongoing.

S. Debeste

[ and scribbled over in the margin: ]

*Aliens or angels or something? They're pretty scary and say a lot of weird stuff I don't really understand, but they're not as mean as that vampire jerk. I hope he falls down that well and stays there!!

Wait, isn't being bitten by a vampire supposed to
oh no

Do let me know if anything requires further clarification.

[ Well, Sebastian has been asking the blurry lunch lady for special sardine dishes for every meal since Tuesday morning, but she seems to be getting increasingly sick of him, and he's not completely sure she won't eventually poison his food to make him stop, so it's time to take matters into his own hands!!

Which means buying (well, "buying") a whole bucket of sardines from the fish seller at the market and... doing...... something with them.

He's already realizing he has no clue what he's going to do as he starts walking away from the stall, staring down into the bucket at all these dead fish, when fate smiles upon him for probably the first time since he got here and he sees Valvatorez nearby. Ah!! Just who he needs!!! Maybe things got a little heated during those debates yesterday, but whatever, it's fine, this is a different subject! ]

Hey!

[ He waves, then runs over and holds out the bucket. ]

What's the best way to eat these?

[ Welp.

Once he's gotten his face taken care of, Sebastian just goes back to his room and sits on his bed with his knees pulled up to his chest. This sucks. ]

week 1, monday

week 1, thursday

week 1, saturday post-trial