Of course! Sardines are rich in vitamins and minerals, containing vitamin B2, niacin, vitamin B12, phosphorus, calcium, potassium and trace amounts of iron and selenium! They're a great source of omega three fatty acids and can even lower blood sugar levels!
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[ NO!!! ...Admittedly, yeah, he absolutely looks like one, but what kind of stupid odds are these to have MULTIPLE VAMPIRES here??
He takes a step back. ]
This report thing wasn't some trick to lure me over for my amazing— um, my totally ordinary and not delicious blood, was it??
[ Ugh, even if it's to protect himself, admitting his blood isn't a highly desirable delicacy still feels bad... ]
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Val does not step forward, watching Sebastian.]
Relax, lad. I no longer drink human blood.
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...Really? [ skeptical!! ] Why not?
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He wraps his cape around himself for a moment, before throwing his arm out in a dramatic gesture.]
A made a promise. A proud and noble demon does not break his promises.
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I see...!
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Therefore! You have no reason to believe I will drink your blood!
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Right... [ This seems like pretty solid logic!! ] Then... you'll promise me, too?
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[It's related to the first promise to not drink blood.]
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...Okay! Then, on a trial basis, I'm going to trust you. So you'd better not disappoint me!
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The fish? Are they good?
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[ He has no fucking clue what any of those vitamins actually do. ]
What do they taste like?
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I see!! I'll have to start including them in my daily diet...
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[ He has completely forgotten why this conversation started. ]
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[ On this day, they've both forgotten the point. ]