[ Sebastian has had a Bad Weekend, as evidenced by the bandage he still has on his neck, but with more places open for exploration on Monday, he eventually pulls himself together enough to do some investigating, just like he'd said he was going to.
When he encounters Valvatorez a little later in the day, he holds out a piece of paper with a flourish. ]
My report, as promised!
Preliminary Report
Upon our arrival here, everything was huge because our hosts* are really tall and apparently didn't know what size normal people were. [ the writing switches to a visibly different pen at this point, so it's pretty clear that that was originally the entire report before he wrote in everything else today after looking aound. ] I don't know how they were able to shrink down buildings and stuff but I guess they did because things look mostly normal now.
The buildings are nice, and include an orchestra hall for concerts and a courtroom (that I'm pretty sure they put here for me so I can practice hone my prosecution skills!), plus a library and a church (for the confession thing) etc.
The inn has a junky TV and some videotapes, which seems funny since everything else looks old and fancy. Speaking of the inn, the 2nd floor is the best floor because it's red and my room is there! Even though the paintings are really creepy.
There's a pretty park with gold grass (not painted!) and a glittery white tree and some kind of weird animal statues. It looks like it should be in a movie, or maybe a holiday display at a shopping mall.
Investigation ongoing.
S. Debeste
[ and scribbled over in the margin: ]
*Aliens or angels or something? They're pretty scary and say a lot of weird stuff I don't really understand, but they're not as mean as that vampire jerk. I hope he falls down that well and stays there!!
Wait, isn't being bitten by a vampire supposed to oh no
Do let me know if anything requires further clarification.
Of course! Sardines are rich in vitamins and minerals, containing vitamin B2, niacin, vitamin B12, phosphorus, calcium, potassium and trace amounts of iron and selenium! They're a great source of omega three fatty acids and can even lower blood sugar levels!
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week 1, monday
When he encounters Valvatorez a little later in the day, he holds out a piece of paper with a flourish. ]
My report, as promised!
Do let me know if anything requires further clarification.
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[He will take it and read it over, and then.
Huh.]
You were bitten by a vampire? Which one?
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See, I told you.
[ He stands there proudly as his A+ report is read!! but then just blinks at the question. ]
...What do you mean, which one?
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[There's more than one!]
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[ NO!!! ...Admittedly, yeah, he absolutely looks like one, but what kind of stupid odds are these to have MULTIPLE VAMPIRES here??
He takes a step back. ]
This report thing wasn't some trick to lure me over for my amazing— um, my totally ordinary and not delicious blood, was it??
[ Ugh, even if it's to protect himself, admitting his blood isn't a highly desirable delicacy still feels bad... ]
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Val does not step forward, watching Sebastian.]
Relax, lad. I no longer drink human blood.
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...Really? [ skeptical!! ] Why not?
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He wraps his cape around himself for a moment, before throwing his arm out in a dramatic gesture.]
A made a promise. A proud and noble demon does not break his promises.
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I see...!
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Therefore! You have no reason to believe I will drink your blood!
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Right... [ This seems like pretty solid logic!! ] Then... you'll promise me, too?
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[It's related to the first promise to not drink blood.]
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...Okay! Then, on a trial basis, I'm going to trust you. So you'd better not disappoint me!
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The fish? Are they good?
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[ He has no fucking clue what any of those vitamins actually do. ]
What do they taste like?
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I see!! I'll have to start including them in my daily diet...
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[ He has completely forgotten why this conversation started. ]
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