crau2 pcs: lup

[unbested]

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[evocationary]

Did you have virtual alien guys, too? I don't uh, I don't know much about yours.

[...] But yeah. This was it, we came here and watched people solve mysteries for hours just in this room. The rotating thing is weird.

[unbested]

Yeah! They're the... uh... really alien looking statues in the courtyard. Like, the fire thing and the waterfall head and all the mouths.

Huh... It seems like a pretty nice room, at least? Like, it's no courtroom, but it's a little like the PIC meeting room, I guess!

[evocationary]

[oh, she was wondering where those came from. she nods!]

It ain't bad. [a beat.] The what room? Is that lawyer thing?

[unbested]

Yeah, the Prosecutorial Investigation Committee! They don't do criminal trials or anything, but it's where prosecutors who cause problems go to get judged and have their badges taken away, so. It's a little similar!

[evocationary]

Makes sense. Miles was the one who wanted to do trials in the first place, so I guess this sort of thing would work for... that.

[she frowns a bit, but it's fine.]

[unbested]

You weren't going to have them otherwise?

[evocationary]

We didn't, the first time. Miles wanted it to be more fair the second time.

... Me too, I guess.

[unbested]

Then... what did you do the first time?

[evocationary]

Uhhh. [a beat.] Kind of just hung out, until the UWU decided it was bored and started offering us deals to kill each other.

[y'know, normal stuff]

[unbested]

...Okay.

[ he doesn't understand, but when does he. ]

Did you all have assigned seats?

[evocationary]

[that's fair]

Yeah, kind of. The sinners didn't, but we usually all sat in the same area. [she wanders over to the table at the front, and taps the places where people used to sit.]

Despair, me, Greed, Sloth. And then on the other side um, Pride, Lust, Gluttony and Envy.

[unbested]

A sloth??

[evocationary]

[sebastian.]

[unbested]

?

[ look you saw his dad, that man did not drill lessons about deadly sins into him. he knows one kind of sloth and it has three toes. ]

[evocationary]

[this is so funny]

It's a sin. Not the animal.

[unbested]

Oh.

[ okay, he'll accept that, though he isn't sure what the sin actually entails. the sin of being a sloth... ]

Did they name it after the animal, or did they name the animal after it?

[evocationary]

... Good question. Probably the animal after it? Depends on how religious you are!

[unbested]

[ nods..... ]

...Okay! Where next?

[evocationary]

[she's amused.]

Hmmm. Do you want to see Edgeworth's floor? There's a couple rooms there.

[unbested]

Y-yeah, I guess!

Did you all have whole floors to yourselves?

[evocationary]

In a sense! The rooms on each floor reflected stuff we uh, we liked or experienced.

Mine has a beach, a big closet, and a casino. Miles had a dog park, an airport terminal, and a library. The UWU shoved other stuff on his floor too, but those were what belonged to him.

[unbested]

What? Why a dog park??

[ just bending reality and having him learn this in two monday threads and be surprised both times ig lmao ]

[evocationary]

[yeah timelines are for scrubs]

He likes dogs? I guess! Why a casino for me, right? Sometimes it's just the vibe.

[unbested]

Whaaaat? He doesn't seem like an animal guy at all! I mean— we were in this prison full of animals, including this dog that was sort of an accessory to murder, and he didn't seem like he was interested in them then!

[evocationary]

[i hate ace attorney so much stop cross examining animals]

Maybe the one I know is a little more mature than the one you know. Or maybe less. They could be different.