crau2 pcs: yuri

[unbested]

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[unbested]

[ also just. stops and stares at this. ]




What... is happening here?

[ashenvaliant]

I wish I knew.

I think the tigers are... coming out of fish?

[unbested]

And the fish is coming out of a... fruit...?

[ squints ]

Is that the tiger's gun, or—

[ and whoosh here come the shadows and now we are in the picture so I GUESS WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT ]

What?!

[ashenvaliant]

A tiger has no opposable thumbs, how could it have a gu--

[ oh fuck there they go.

hhhhhhh--- ]

-- Did we just get transported somewhere?

[unbested]

I-I think we're—

[ does his little photo-frame thing at the scene in front of them ]

Well, there's that big floating fruit, right? And— whoa!!!

[ oh there's a giant naked woman sleeping over that way okay LOOKING AWAY, HE IS POLITE ]

...W-wait, are we about to get attacked by tigers? [ looking back at that pomegranate nervously ] With guns???

[ashenvaliant]

[ yuri doesn't care about the giant naked woman so he just Looks, a little concerned. ]

Knowing our luck?

Move to one side, fast. [ he will grab sebastian by the collar and yank if he has to -- either way, from of the weird guns fires into the ground where they once were. ahhhhh. ]

[unbested]

[ all he wants to be is someone who doesn't see a giant woman

anyway HE WILL BE YANKED and will then get his act together and run ]

Wha— who even pulled the trigger on that thing?!!

[ looks back over his shoulder?? and oh no now there's a fish extending out of the pomegranate ]

[ashenvaliant]

[ live your big bisexual life, sebby.

anyway. ]

Fish are bursting out of fruit, Sebastian, I don't think logic has any place here. [ MOVE MOVE MOVE AHHH. ]

I'd rather not be shot!